A girl who strives to one day grow a majestic~beard.




troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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unknowncreativityy:

Been a while since I’d done one of these, and since my other kid was drawn original as one of these messy pixels and then drawn normally. I thought I’d do it vice versa with this grass kid.

Your Powers: were natural

Power Count: 3

Powers: time warp

Best Friend: Nick Fury 

Works Best With: Pepper

Crush: Thor (totally true)

Weak Spots Count: 4 (uhh that sucks)

Weak Spots: motivation-less (also true), short endurance, indecisive, & impulsive bahavior 

Years As An Avenger: 4+

pugletto:

Omg, so I’m actually not this bad at making screencap redraws or whatever.

Latin@ Lady & the Tramp this time.

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

blue-eyed-hanji:

robobree:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

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  • weeaboo phase, pt 2

castielandmoriarty:

Bitchface #936

decotora:

legiongeth:

ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie

not even going to bother putting on nsfw blog because it’s just too real. this is my whole fucking life.

frustrated-fallen-angel:

artsy-fartsy-croat:

"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."

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"You’re not scary.”

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Well Dean Hardscrabble,

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Bobby from Kansas

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would beg to differ.

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys